A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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