Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
how do flat chested girls get laid?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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