I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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