Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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