She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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