now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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