I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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