return my video game
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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