And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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