one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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