Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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