ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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