Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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