kristin has been a bad kristin
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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