I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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