I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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