its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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