If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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