after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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