I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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