Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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