For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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