Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it