were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?