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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you

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(714): View more from California

Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me

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(804): View more from Virginia

dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her

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(910): View more from North Carolina

the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.

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(770): View more from Georgia

He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?

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