Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.

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(616): View more from Michigan

bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store

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(708): View more from Illinois

Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!

(207): View more from Maine

I just puked in my drinking hat.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.

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(905): View more from Ontario

you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)

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