Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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