So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize