I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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