i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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