My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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