she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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