I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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