Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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