I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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