so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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