Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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