She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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