I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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