She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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