Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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