Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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