38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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