THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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