i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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