Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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