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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA

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• (805): View more from California

  So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

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  oh fuck your right

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• (818): View more from California

  dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

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• (559): View more from California

  I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese

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  Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?

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  I love you bro

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila

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