Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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