Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick