OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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