And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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