she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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