I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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