I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i will never coherently bang her
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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