I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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