Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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