road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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