hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
where does the pee come out of this thing
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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