Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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