Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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