Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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